Meet Archie & Co

ARCHIE

really hot | lots of money | best mates with tim apple | doesnt have to pay taxes | shoutout to caesar salads

JAMES

Ketchup is literally the worst sauce ever created, I would rather cover my food is piss and cum before putting ketchup on it. It is so goddam bad. It doesn't even taste like tomatoes so you get these people saying, "I don't like tomatoes but I do like tomatoes, weird isn't it” REALLY BITCH MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THERE TASTE DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE HUH? And oh it is so goddam sweet it is like they put more sugar in it then a drug dealer cuts in his cheep ass cocaine. And if any food becomes better with ketchup is shit ass food like, is the pizza better with ketchup?, bitch you eating cardboard with salami.

INDIE

Ninentdo's E3 direct is just around the corner, so I wanted to share my predictions and wishes for what they're going to show this year. Everyone's been throwing around their opinions, so I thought I might as well join in.

GUCCI

Hot damn, hot water, hot shower. Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower. Tangerine, yeah, I call her sweet and sour. And my lawyer say it's urgent, I'ma call him in a hour.

LAVA

Aidan is a American "content" creator. He's well known for 'bleach commercial' and 'Diving deep into FurryCon 2019' living in Texas he's a yeehaw boy and rides a horse everywhere he goes. Aidan loves big mommy milkers and bahoongadagoongas. Gaming hard or hardly gaming.

KAYJAY

ACTUALLY FUCK STUART LITTLE LIKE HOLY FUCK CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING AN ORPHAN AND A COUPLE COMES IN AND PICKS THE FUCKING RODENT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. STUART LITTLE DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY THE STUPID FUCKING MOUSE. WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED THAT ADOPTION, WHAT WAS SO WRONG ABOUT THE OTHER CHILDREN THAT THEY HAD TO PICK THE FUCKING RAT.

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BRADY

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

HARRY

"Harry: An Extremely hot male who has the best personality ever! Is very versatile, a good kisser, extremely attractive, lovable, Very Cuddly and popular. Cute, adorable and loving, he will always steal your heart. Very strong and loves to have a good time" - Urban Dictionary - 2018

SHEEEP

Founder of the ArchieMcW subreddit | Scarer of children | Femboy right's activist | Denzel Curry stan | and most importantly, Gamer.

SHAY

Shay | Mordhau & Tarkov professional bracket | Convicted twice | Solicitor of thighs and donut holes | Avid Redditor | #brexit | put uni funds into bitcoin